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The Black Rainbow
United States
Current Residence: parkersburg,wv,usa
Favourite genre of music: /techno/metal
Favourite photographer: na
Favourite style of art: na
Operating System: windows and linux
MP3 player of choice: winamp
Shell of choice: na
Wallpaper of choice: na
Skin of choice: Scarred tattooed and pierced
Favourite cartoon character: Inuyasha/Ed/rainbow brite/
Personal Quote: you can take the wolf from the wild , but never the wild from the wolf
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.
8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10) We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me" .
12) The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry,.
13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St.Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.


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deadhellhound Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010
*peeks in and waves a hello* :woohoo:
sivlillian Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks for the fav :)
TwistedGenie Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2009   Traditional Artist
Thank you kindly for the :+fav: :D
Aikya Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you very much for the fave and the watch!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Heru-Set-Sebek Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2008
Thanks for the fave ^^
MWRoach Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hiya^^ :wave:

I wanted to thank you for visiting my page :D Funny journal, too :giggle:

I also wanted to respond to your art-trade request. I have a butt-load of commissions to finish, but once that's done, I'll definetely keep you in mind for an art-trade.
Ishaway Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2007  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you very much for the fav hun.
wycked Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2006
thanks so much for the watch :hug:
Cybergoths Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2006
Heya. You're devwatching my model account *Countess-Grotesque
So I figured you may be interested in joining my new CyberGothic club. You don't have to be cyber or alternative to join.
Click on my avatar to check out what it's all about. (I'm using the club account to invite you now.)
Hope to see you there.
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