Faolanredwolf

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was co

Ok..for a while now..ever since the drag queen upstairs mentioned somehting to me i've thought there was something up wiht the apartment. Now i'm starting to admit to some weird things...and actually ponder them. Key Indications. The apartment complex just in the alst year, has been home to an EXTREME amount of energy..mostly bad and staticy. things are coming up missing. I'm hearing things. doors that were locked are suddenly open. electronics will not work and then SUDDENLY be fine. for instance Last night I thought I felt kevin sti up or sit down in the bed and yell Woah.that's what woke me up so i looked at him and he was complete

Ok..I'm working on comission prize for Eve.. I'm working on a non anthro pic of Freha. I'm working on a two char comission for nyx goldstone. Is there anyone who wants something.. Keep in mind i'm limited on my confidence and abilities...but im willing to try anything.. yes i'll draw nude..and attempt spooge. Get a hold of me.